7-28-11 Chris Tucker Cracks Hilarious Jokes & Stories & Talks Jackie Chan on Lopez Tonight

CHRIS TUCKER BRINGS THE COMEDY TO LOPEZ TONIGHT, TALKS “FRIDAY” TELLS FUNNY STORIES ABOUT JACKIE CHAN, TELLS FUNNY STORIES ABOUT HIS FAMILY AND TALKS ABOUT HIS STAND UP COMEDY TOUR.

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YO MAMA SO UGLY JOKES! Vol. 1

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Margaret Cho – Lesbian Jokes + Are You Gay?

twitter.com Warning: Mature Language. Some more funny clips by Margaret Cho, now focus is on a lesbian cruise, and Margarets personal experience. LOL!

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Funny Quote of the Day 18 Nov 2012

“Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement.”

Ronald Reagan

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Love Quote of the Day 18 Nov 2012

“And remember, my sentimental friend, that a heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others”. Professor Marvel in ['Wizard of Oz' and also by 'Karl Marx' in 1844]]

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Fruit and Veggie Fast Day 7! It’s over!

Today is the last day of my fast!  I’m feeling much better today.  I have some head congestion, I’m not sure if that is from the fast, my allergies or that I am getting the bug that is going around our house.  Honestly I feel better, no aches and pains and I am full of energy.  I tell you one thing, I am drinking alot more water now, the more I drink the better I feel.  I literally inhaled a green apple this morning!  I slept about 6 hours last night.  I was up late last night working on a couple of things and watching Anime(gotta watch my bleach!).

Overall I feel this fast was a success!   Now its time to make a few things happy!

Peace!

Jerome

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Motivational Quote of the Day 18 Nov 2012

“It is better to look ahead and prepare than to look back and regret.”

Jackie Joyner-Kersee

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Joke of the Day 18 Nov 2012

Yo momma is so fat, the horse on her polo shirt is real.

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STUPIDEST JOKES EVER! (9.8.12 – Day 1227)

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Fruit and Veggie Fast Day 6

Today has been a pretty good day.  I slept like a log and woke up feeling fine.  I guess I was having the detox blues yesterday.  Since I’ve been up, I have had a shake, killed the last banana, ate a green apple and had a huge salad for lunch and drank alot of water.  I have been working in the basement so I worked up a sweat and drank alot more water.  I think that might have been the problem yesterday.  I had been drinking lemon ginger tea but not drinking alot of water.   I’m ready to break this fast!  Tomorrow is the last day! 

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